White House “press secretary” Grisham never once held a single press briefing during her tenure, and she never will. But she did get mocked on her way out the door.
Grisham took over the job from Sarah Huckabee Sanders ten months ago. Throughout that period of time, she tweeted bullsh*t and spewed it on Fox News, but she never really had to answer to the press because she refused to hold briefings. Taxpayers literally paid her salary even though she wasn’t doing her job.
Well, that’s over now because Grisham is leaving the position to return being Third Lady Melania Trump’s chief of staff, according to reporters.
Breaking: Stephanie Grisham is out as WH press secretary.
She is leaving the job without ever having briefed the press.
— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) April 7, 2020
Stephanie Grisham is leaving her role as the White House Press Secretary and becoming the chief of staff to First Lady Melania Trump.
Grisham never held a single White House briefing.
Here’s the White House’s official announcement. pic.twitter.com/eDuzwd34hY
— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) April 7, 2020
And Americans did not let her leave quietly either, marking her departure with humiliation.
Stephanie Grisham got paid by taxpayers to do softball interviews on Fox News. https://t.co/kVn9gEf36b
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 7, 2020
After holding ZERO press briefings in 10 months (or 30 Scaramuccis) as White House press secretary, Stephanie Grisham will continue saying nothing noteworthy as she steps down from the job she never did.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) April 7, 2020
Sean Spicer —> Sarah Huckabee Sanders —> Stephanie Grisham —> ???
Who will be the next insufferable asshat to take the job of White House Spokesliar? https://t.co/BfbJXgt6wq
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 7, 2020
Note: Stephanie Grisham is the only press secretary in American history who never once gave a press briefing. https://t.co/yrwS4RsiAy
— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) April 7, 2020
Stephanie Grisham will go down in history as the only White House Press Secretary who had more DUI arrests than press briefings.
— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) April 7, 2020
Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham held fewer press conferences than Scaramucci, who had the job for 11 days, and fewer than me, who had the job for 0 days.
— Nico COVID Haircut XW (@Nicoxw1) April 7, 2020
If @PressSec Stephanie Grisham leaves her job and no one is around to hear her, does she even make a sound?
— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) April 7, 2020
Maybe the next press secretary will at least attempt to do the job they are hired to do.
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