If perhaps you thought the already tasteless presidency of Donald Trump could not possibly stoop any lower when it comes to fleecing the faithful, then you absolutely need to see the latest bit of trashy paraphernalia that’s being hawked with a portion of the proceeds going to the Trump campaign.
They call it Mount Trumpmore.
“Mount Trumpmore.” pic.twitter.com/TjPSRSGbuY
— Eric Hananoki (@ehananoki) June 22, 2020
If that’s not one of the most terrifying things you’ve ever seen, then it’s fair to say you have a very high tolerance for kitsch.
But wait, there’s more!
Fox News host Pete Hegseth says a viewer sent him a Mount Trumpore so he felt obligated to share it with others:
Fox News host Pete Hegseth says he was sent the “Mount Trumpmore” product by a viewer. The company then turned it into an Instagram ad (https://t.co/6OoZQqViMq). Heseth: “We’ll see. You know? If he wins in 2020, stranger things have happened.” pic.twitter.com/NrG9VzdZqV
— Eric Hananoki (@ehananoki) June 22, 2020
But as you’d expect with anything this absurd, it’s the comments from other Twitter users that are so on point that you cannot help but nod in agreement. Take a look:
The price keeps getting smaller, so it seems fairly accurate.
— joe morris (@joemorr77094672) June 22, 2020
I see where Mount Trumpmore has been reduced 20%, but not in a way that would be aesthetically pleasing.
— David Cunningham (@rudesan) June 22, 2020
Looks like the other 4 are trying to escape from the mountain
— Thomas McGuinness (@TomMcGuinness) June 22, 2020
$80 for a 3d-printed hunk of plastic.
Damn, I should have been a grifter.
— Rachel Rawlings ?️?️⚽⚾️? (@LinuxandYarn) June 22, 2020
Any monument to @realDonaldTrump will be smaller than advertised and made of lard
— Mike Honcho (@fndown) June 22, 2020
— S. T. Ismail (@STIsmail) June 22, 2020
The only way that it could possible capture the true Donald Trump energy is if his face were carved out of feces. And even then I’m not paying a single penny for it.
— Arolpin (@JKristal5) June 22, 2020
Think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
— CriticalThinkingIsUnderrated (@ThinkCritsem66) June 22, 2020
Within the next 24 hours, expect the Trump Corporation to demand that the company selling Mount Trumpmore turn over the rights to the damn thing so they can have all the money for themselves.
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