Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett said Friday that he believes his Wi-Fi internet service may have conspired against him to keep him from filing a “highly critical” column he wrote about Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.
Mediate notes that Jarrett was once an anchor at Fox but later lost that position because he was fond of “fringe commentary” on right-wing websites and other platforms where he would opine on any number subjects popular with the tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theory crowd.
Jarrett began sharing the absurd theories about his internet service Friday afternoon on Twitter:
I find it odd, if not curious, that the moment I hit “send” on my column that’s highly critical of Joe Biden my Wi-Fi service disconnected. Inexplicably, it will be out all day. Never happened before. Probably just a coincidence. I drove to the local store and sent the column .
— Gregg Jarrett (@GreggJarrett) October 23, 2020
BTW… I had to leave the house to send this tweet.
— Gregg Jarrett (@GreggJarrett) October 23, 2020
I’m standing in the middle of the street, but will return home now. Don’t want to get run over! So, I won’t be getting communications. Sorry. I’m sure it’s just a communications failure. Or not.
— Gregg Jarrett (@GreggJarrett) October 23, 2020
It didn’t take long before the internet began pointing and laughing at Jarrett:
I just talked to my superduper secret source at the Deep State and Secret Society. They told me they have hacked all your electronics and appliances. The microwave is running the surveillance operation. The only way to foil this radical democrat plot is to burn down your house.
— Facts Do Matter (@WilDonnelly) October 23, 2020
I find it odd that the moment you hit “send” on this tweet, the entire internet didn’t laugh itself into a coma
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 23, 2020
So Gregg Jarrett’s Wi-Fi service is monitoring his keystrokes and disconnects at critical moments to prevent him from sending crucial content? 😂😂😂Not just crazy, incredibly stupid, too.
— ⭐️ Merrill – sheltering at home ⭐️ (@MerrillLynched) October 23, 2020
Damn you’re so smart. I bet whoever has been monitoring your every move and waited right when you were about to hit “send” never suspected that you’d still be able to get it out if they shut down your wifi at home. Congrats on outsmarting them. Genius.
— Rebecca Patterson (@RebeccaPMusic) October 23, 2020
It’s clearly a case of the “Deep State” protecting Biden. If I were you I’d get down in my bunker and put on a gas mask in case they resort to chem trails. I’d also wrap my head in aluminum foil to fend off any 5-G attacks.
— W.J.Wylie3 is shakin’ on shakedown street (@BillWylie3rd) October 23, 2020
Actually it sounds like Mr. Soros deployed the top-secret Cone of Silence over your house. Try screaming. If no one hears you, sell your house.
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) October 23, 2020
Just put your phone in the microwave and run it for one minute. It’s just long enough to knock out the WiFi inhibitor without damaging the rest of the phone itself
— eezy f (@FARTEASY) October 24, 2020
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