Newsmax host Greg Kelly is upset that the state of New York has legalized the recreational use of marijuana and will expunge the records of those who were convicted of crimes that would be legal under the new law.
According to Kelly, weed is evil and dangerous. So dangerous, according to him, that he once smoked some with friends back in the day and got so high that he had a four-day blackout and wound up in another country:
SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.
— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) March 31, 2021
Was Kelly merely joking? If so, he never said he was, which led to thorough social media mocking:
If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn’t weed. Sounds like your “buddies in Kentucky” roofied you and that you need to find some new friends. 🙄
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 1, 2021
That’s cocaine, the most dangerous thing weed made me do was raid the cupboards for snacks.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) April 1, 2021
Greg, thank you for telling us about your encounter with the marijuana. I myself have lost countless loved ones to the evil plant. I found my brother Doug (R.I.P.) in bed naked with this marijuana syringe in his anus. Since then I’ve spent everyday educating people about the weed pic.twitter.com/LOE9bScjRh
— Barry McCockiner (@UltraWeedHater) April 1, 2021
If smoking weed can score me four solid DAYS of sleep and a seat on a private jet to Kenya, I’m heading over to the dispensary now.
— Wile E. Snowman (@WilySnowman) April 1, 2021
— Nick Gorton, MD 🏳️🌈🐾 (@RNickGorton) April 1, 2021
Sir…you smoked weed laced with crack, meth, and angel dust. Probably washed down with liquor-which is worse for you than weed.
— Liz BeyBey 🍁 (@liz_beybey) April 1, 2021
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