Georgia Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker once again resorted to what can most charitably be called a nonsensical word salad during a speech he made to the “Truth and Courage” conference, attempting to reference how the U.S. military is “woke” and suggesting that the only way for the country to move ahead is if we follow the example of “Pharoah” and his Jewish “slaves.”
Having a hard time putting all that together? Hold on, because it only gets stranger from this point.
“We have to depend on our military. They brought wokeness to our military. Wokeness going to get people killed. I can promise you this, China, Iran, and Russia not talking about how you identify.”
“Because as Pharaoh said, when I wanna keep my slaves in order, I get them fighting among each other, but when they came together, something gotta move..”
Holy sh*t. Did Georgia Republicans do any sort of meet & great before picking Herschel Walker as their guy? Terrifying prospect here? pic.twitter.com/U8FrPuWXZJ
— Christopher Webb🇺🇸VOTE (@cwebbonline) August 28, 2022
Anyone want to take a shot at what all of that means? It’s almost like a collection of sentence fragments you toss into the air and then put together in random order in an attempt to create “new” ideas. Problem is, those ideas make about as much sense as trying to interpret the quackings of a duck.
Instead, we’ll let Twitter take a shot at deciphering Mr. Walker:
What is he even saying?!!! Omg why can’t it stop?!!
— KerrBear (@MPLSKerrBear) August 28, 2022
Omg he really should have worn his helmet
— #Liberal Samantha (@Samanth78133590) August 28, 2022
Imagine having people call your elected representative “Senator Duh”
— “J” the lyrical Veteran (@Alvinthe1st) August 29, 2022
What? Something about Pharaoh keeping his slaves in order? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
— Silver1060 (@silviamijango) August 29, 2022
Because as pharaoh said, chickidy China the Chinese chicken, ba da ba ba ba I’m loving it easy like Sunday morning.
— Eric (@DiorshowEric) August 28, 2022
As we’re fond of saying in the South when we feel sorry for another person and can’t fully express it with words, Bless his heart.
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