Outgoing First Lady Melania Trump is apparently thinking about writing a book about her time in the White House, so Twitter users offered title suggestions.
The Trump family has been enriching themselves off the White House for the last four years, and now Melania wants a piece of the pie for herself.
Despite being a rather reclusive First Lady, Melania is reportedly in talks to produce a memoir that would likely be filled with lies. And that’s assuming she is even the true author at all considering that outgoing President Donald Trump has utilized ghostwriters.
According to Page Six:
“Melania is in meetings to write her White House memoir,” an insider said. “And it would be her money — a chance for her to earn on her own.”
The source added, “I’m told her husband is encouraging her” to pen the book. “She’s not done, or going as quietly as you might expect.”
Again, it’s not only a way to profit off the office she frequently abused and disgraced, including by ripping up the Rose Garden and turning it into something out of Soviet Russia, it’s a way for her to push a false narrative.
Upon learning of Melania’s plans, Twitter users rose to the occasion as they offered multiple title suggestions and plenty of mockery.
Melania’s book should be called “Fucking Evil.” It works on several different levels.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) November 28, 2020
Melania Trump is planning on writing her memoir. I wonder if Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell will get one chapter or two. pic.twitter.com/d7QPU4oSf7
— Amy Lynn 🍒🌊 (@AmyAThatcher) November 29, 2020
I just got a sneak peak at the cover of Melania Trump’s upcoming memoir. It’s too good not to share. pic.twitter.com/xOHxF97Bah
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 28, 2020
Possible titles for Melania’s new White House memoir: “Gold Digger not happy with her choice.”
How Trump makes Melania smile…
Be Best pic.twitter.com/jhv3lhqP23
— Melani Taylor🌊😷💪🥂 (@Melanitaylor88) November 28, 2020
The NY Post says Melania’s working on a book. Possible titles:
1) My Happy Life by Melania Trudeau
2) Marrying A Questionably Rich Elderly Man For Dummies
3) Me, Lania
4) Prenups, Suede Boots and Staying In My Room: How I Healed America
5) My Life By Someone I Paid But Not Enough pic.twitter.com/MhG1oiWxrc
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) November 28, 2020
— Jameela Jamil 🌈 (@jameelajamil) November 28, 2020
I hear Melania Trump has hired her speech writing team, Copy & Paste
— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) November 28, 2020
Are Melania’s memoirs going to be like a soft porn mag?
— SICK OF Agolf Twitler (@bblock29) November 28, 2020
— TrumpGrill (@TrumpGrill) November 28, 2020
I already titled and designed the cover of Melania’s memoir.
— Rob Jackson (@muh_thoughts) November 28, 2020
Seriously, though, Americans don’t need a Melania memoir, and any publisher who commissions one should be boycotted into ruin.
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