Outgoing First Lady Melania Trump is apparently thinking about writing a book about her time in the White House, so Twitter users offered title suggestions.

The Trump family has been enriching themselves off the White House for the last four years, and now Melania wants a piece of the pie for herself.

Despite being a rather reclusive First Lady, Melania is reportedly in talks to produce a memoir that would likely be filled with lies. And that’s assuming she is even the true author at all considering that outgoing President Donald Trump has utilized ghostwriters.

According to Page Six:

“Melania is in meetings to write her White House memoir,” an insider said. “And it would be her money — a chance for her to earn on her own.”

The source added, “I’m told her husband is encouraging her” to pen the book. “She’s not done, or going as quietly as you might expect.”

Again, it’s not only a way to profit off the office she frequently abused and disgraced, including by ripping up the Rose Garden and turning it into something out of Soviet Russia, it’s a way for her to push a false narrative.

Upon learning of Melania’s plans, Twitter users rose to the occasion as they offered multiple title suggestions and plenty of mockery.

Seriously, though, Americans don’t need a Melania memoir, and any publisher who commissions one should be boycotted into ruin.

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