If you thought you’d heard all of the bizarre and fact-free conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and how it was allegedly “stolen” from former President Donald Trump, MyPillow CEO and ardent Trumpophile Mike Lindell is now alleging that people as old as 850 cast ballots in the last presidential election.
Salon reporter Zachary Petrizzo was kind enough to post a video of Lindell spinning his tall tales about ancient people voting in the United States:
Here is the clip of Lindell claiming an 850-year-old person voted in the 2020 election. pic.twitter.com/kHi7UXm5Bc
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 8, 2021
Lindell also alleges that some 2,000 people over the age of 200 who also voted in a state he refuses to name:
Lindell adds that he and his team have identified 2K people over the age of 200 that voted in a mysterious state that he wouldn’t name.
— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 7, 2021
What Lindell failed to address is how someone 850 years old voted in the United States when the U.S. had yet to be founded. Did they cast their ballot from the distant past via telekinesis, or did they rise from the dead and walk to their local polling site to vote in person? If so, that would certainly have caused one hell of a ruckus.
Lindell was heartily mocked on social media:
The pillow guy must have some pretty high government clearance to have access to such confidential information, I am waiting on the mattress guy and the quilt lady for the rest of the information 🙄
— Clearly Tired of The UCP 🇨🇦 Wears a mask (@BillRob06744883) October 7, 2021
The only being I know of that is older than 800 years old is Yoda. pic.twitter.com/oW9vyUna0s
— Duane Smith (@duane964) October 8, 2021
How is it that Britney Spears has a conservator and he doesn’t?
— Snard, Snord and Snid (@MoonChannelOne) October 8, 2021
The State of Batshit Crazy. It’s a Repulican State. They produce Kool-aid in the back of a gun shop that also specializes in space lasers.
— Susan Scarlett 🇨🇦 (@SueScarlett) October 8, 2021
Won’t say what state?
Zombie state would be my guess— Chris (@ched_TL) October 8, 2021
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